Tuesday, June 20, 2017

SUMMER ACTION CRAPTACULAR!!!


Summer is officially here, and so is my appetite for beer, fried chicken and exceptionally bad action movies from the VHS era. I'm talking crap action auteurs like Sidaris, Shervan, Prior, Firstenberg, Golan, Glickenhaus, Santiago, Zito. Maybe some '90s John Woo and Michael Bay.

All summer long I will be sweating out the blistering 100+ Texas temps by staying indoors as much as humanly possible, watching steroidal men and women shoot guns onscreen at each other instead of at me (hopefully). Why am I in the stronghold of abysmal tattoo art, great BBQ, fine local beer, and dismal right-wing Texas politics at the absolute worst time of the year?
Don't ask. Just keep watching this spot for updates...



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